Niji

So I’ve never seen Frozen before, and people keep bothering me to see it. So I caved and decided to just rent it from Redbox. And at the scene right after Elsa used her powers at her coronation party, the DVD actually froze and would not play. I restarted everything three times and it freezes at the same moment.

Oh the painful irony.

The story behind this; my friend and I were talking about video games, then Left 4 Dead came up, and as soon as he mentioned the witches at the Sugar Mill on Left 4 Dead 2, for some reason I thought of the Crocodile Hunter. And then this came out.

(I also meant to say ‘oy’ but my phone changed it and by the time I noticed it, it was too late)

The story behind this; my friend and I were talking about video games, then Left 4 Dead came up, and as soon as he mentioned the witches at the Sugar Mill on Left 4 Dead 2, for some reason I thought of the Crocodile Hunter. And then this came out.

(I also meant to say ‘oy’ but my phone changed it and by the time I noticed it, it was too late)

So I tried false eyelashes for the first time ever. I like them, but I’m afraid that if I blink while wearing them, I may knock over a couple buildings and cause a dustbowl.

Overall I liked how it turned out. But I need to bring the eyeshadow up more to create a better smokey eye effect. Also I need to get a smaller set of false eyelashes so I can actually wear my glasses instead of have them at the tip of my nose.

So I tried false eyelashes for the first time ever. I like them, but I’m afraid that if I blink while wearing them, I may knock over a couple buildings and cause a dustbowl.

Overall I liked how it turned out. But I need to bring the eyeshadow up more to create a better smokey eye effect. Also I need to get a smaller set of false eyelashes so I can actually wear my glasses instead of have them at the tip of my nose.

To the ladies, and gentlemen who don’t believe makeup is just for the ladies

To the ladies, and gentlemen who don’t believe makeup is just for the ladies

I’d have to go with blue on this one. I mean, think about it; flight is not only an awesome power, but it’s also practical. You wouldn’t need to spend thousands of dollars on a car (unless you want to use one for things like shopping trips and the like) and think of the money you’d save not having to get gas. Plus, it would make trips shorter because you’d be able to skip all that traffic bullshit.

Adding on other reasons, say you’re a bit on the short side, no need for a ladder to reach the higher shelves in a cupboard, or needing one to change lightbulbs in ceiling lights.

And if you’re feeling a bit evil, you could drop all kinds of crap on unsuspecting people below and make a quick getaway.

I’d have to go with blue on this one. I mean, think about it; flight is not only an awesome power, but it’s also practical. You wouldn’t need to spend thousands of dollars on a car (unless you want to use one for things like shopping trips and the like) and think of the money you’d save not having to get gas. Plus, it would make trips shorter because you’d be able to skip all that traffic bullshit.

Adding on other reasons, say you’re a bit on the short side, no need for a ladder to reach the higher shelves in a cupboard, or needing one to change lightbulbs in ceiling lights.

And if you’re feeling a bit evil, you could drop all kinds of crap on unsuspecting people below and make a quick getaway.

After seeing a bunch of “how to care for introverts” BS on my facebook, here’s my rebuttal against it.

After seeing a bunch of “how to care for introverts” BS on my facebook, here’s my rebuttal against it.

After thirty minutes of careful application and a TON of hairpins and hair pulling later, I feel a tiny bit badass/pretty looking like this. Yay for me.

After thirty minutes of careful application and a TON of hairpins and hair pulling later, I feel a tiny bit badass/pretty looking like this. Yay for me.

*me at a job interview*

Interviewer: Do you have a set of special skills or talents?
Me: Does the ability to catch food in my mouth count?
Interviewer: No.
Me: Do impressions count?
Interviewer: No, ma’am.
Me: How about being able to use they’re, there, and their in their correct contexts?
Interviewer: Unfortunately, no.
Me: Then I have no special skills.

When I see a game I really want but I can’t afford it

When I see a game I really want but I can’t afford it